Thursday, March 29, 2012

ALEXANDER THE GREAT: WHO'S YOUR DADDY?



According to Plutarch, the mother of Alexander the Great, Olympias by name, was impregnated by the god Zeus, who came to her in the form of a snake.

In Toobworld, while Zeus did exist, he was actually a pan-dimensional being who, like all the so-called "gods", passed himself off as a divine being because of his telekinetic powers and other abilities unknown to the men of Earth Prime-Time.


And while he was a randy scouse git, I don't think Zeus can claim Olympias as another notch on the belt of his tunic.

This being Toobworld, Olympias was probably impregnated by a Lausenschlange, a man-snake hybrid.


This would make the televersion of Alexander the Great one of the wesen spawn of legend.

SHOWS CITED
"Alexander The Great" - pilot
'Hercules: The Legendary Journeys'
'Grimm'

BCnU!

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